zionth-is-queerahim: gavinreed: Another round...

iwenttohogwarts

James: You were studying with Evans again. What did you talk about?
Remus: The overuse of mushrooms in potions nowadays.
James: What about me?
Remus: I don’t think they use Potters in potions all that often but I’ll be sure to let you know.

6 years ago 909 notes Source Source

whatthefricklefrackle

i was telling a joke i made up the other day
what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink
penis coladas
and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails

8 years ago 210,030 notes Source Source

If you ever feel sad just remember that Snape had to teach Luna potions too

pygmy-puff-parade

Snape: What…are you doing, Miss Lovegood?

Luna: I decided not to make this potion, Professor. It has bad energy.

Snape: You…what?

Luna: Bad energy. Bad. But I revitalized this flower for you from the ingredients and you can put it in your hair.

Snape: …..

Luna: I think it would look very nice on you. Keeps away the Wrackspurts, you know.

Snape: *awkward slides away*

6 years ago 84,630 notes Source Source

whatthefricklefrackle

harry potter books as clickbait articles
Crazy But True… This Man Will Do ANYTHING To Live Forever!
You Won’t Believe This Bathroom’s Incredible Secret
How Did One Man Escape Azkaban? The Answer Will Blow Your Mind
Uh-Oh! Here’s One Enchanted Goblet Mixup You CAN’T Miss
These Kids’ Reactions To Their New Teacher’s Rules Is Inspiring
Is It Cheating? One Student’s Trick To Acing Potions Class
7 Objects You Didn’t Know Contained Pieces Of The Dark Lord’s Soul

6 years ago 178,503 notes Source Source

If you ever feel sad just remember that Snape had to teach Luna potions too

pygmy-puff-parade

Snape: What…are you doing, Miss Lovegood?

Luna: I decided not to make this potion, Professor. It has bad energy.

Snape: You…what?

Luna: Bad energy. Bad. But I revitalized this flower for you from the ingredients and you can put it in your hair.

Snape: …..

Luna: I think it would look very nice on you. Keeps away the Wrackspurts, you know.

Snape: *awkward slides away*

5 years ago 84,630 notes Source Source

maedhrys

Ravenclaws that go through existential crises every other week because of things they’re reading though

like “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE POTIONS HOMEWORK? I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OTHER MEANS OF TORTURE ARE ACTUALLY MORE ETHICAL THAN THE CRUCIATUS AND IF NOT THEN WHY ARE THEY LEGAL”
or “I AM CALLING OFF QUIDDITCH PRACTICE TODAY BECAUSE I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT WHY QUIDDITCH IS DIVIDED BY HOUSES”
or “I CAN’T GO TO RUNES BECAUSE I AM TOO UPSET ABOUT WITCH HUNTS IN THE MIDDLE AGES; IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE JUST IMAGINE IT”
or “BUT WHY IS OUR CURRENCY SO ILLOGICAL CAN’T WE FIX IT”
or “HOW DOES MAGIC GET PASSED DOWN BUT THEN ALSO APPEAR AT RANDOM NOBODY CAN EXPLAIN IT IS IT IN OUR BODIES OR IN OUR MINDS OR WHAT” (just calm down and come to transfiguration okay) “I WILL NOT CALM DOWN AND I WILL NOT COME TO TRANSFIGURATION”
“IF YOU VANISH A THING AND CONJURE IT AGAIN IS IT THE SAME MATTER” “IS IT THE SAME ESSENCE” (it’s okay. just vanish the pincushion) “IT’S NOT OKAY”

animatedamerican

“He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe. Which was going to be hard, because there wasn’t one.” -Terry Pratchett, Mort

hp